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After only a short time, she begins to give him unambiguous looks and flirt heavily.
Just before Munich, the Dutchman accidentally brushed her leg while shifting gears.
The young woman looks deep into his eyes and says, smiling:
“You know… you can go even further.”
The Dutchman nods seriously… and continues driving to Salzburg.
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