A worker calls his boss:
“Boss, boss… I can’t come to work today. My legs hurt, my arms, my head… everything hurts!”
The boss replies:
“When I have something like that, I always do the following: I ask my wife to cheer me up a little… Why don’t you try that too and call me again in two hours.”
Two hours later the phone rings again.
“Boss, boss… it worked! No more pain in my legs, no more headaches… I’m coming to work now!”
The boss replies proudly:
“There you go! So you followed my advice?”
“Yes, boss,” said the worker.
“By the way… you really do have a damn nice house!”
