A woman regularly receives her l0ver while her husband is at work.

One day, her eight-year-old son hides curiously in the wardrobe to find out what his mother does with this man.

A little later, the husband unexpectedly comes home.

In a panic, the woman also hides her l0ver in the closet.

This is how the little boy and the l0ver meet.

The boy whispers:

“It’s pretty dark in here…”

The man replies:

“Yes, that’s right.”

“I have a football.”

“Nice for you.”

“Do you want to buy it?”

“No thanks.”

“You know my father will be outside any minute…”

The man sighs:

“Okay… how much do you want?”

“250 euros.”

A few days later, the boy hides in the closet again – together with his mother’s l0ver.

“It’s pretty dark in here…”

“Yes, that’s right.”

“I have great new sneakers…”

The man grimaces:

“Okay… how much this time?”

“500 euros.”

A few days later, the father says to his son:

“Put on your trainers and bring your football – we’re going to play.”

The boy answers:

“It’s not possible… I’ve sold everything.”

“What?! For how much?”

“750 euros.”

The father gets angry:

“That’s fraud! The things were never worth that much! Go to church immediately and confess!”

He brings his son to the church and pushes him into the confessional.

The boy sits down and says:

“It’s pretty dark in here…”

Then the priest calls out:

“OH NO! Don’t you start that crap again!”