The Whiskey Experiment

Every night before bed, a man had exactly the same routine.

He brushed his teeth, checked that the doors were locked, poured himself a shot of whiskey and drank it before going to sleep.

He had been doing this for years.

His wife had tried everything to make him quit.

She had given him lectures.

She had hidden the bottle.

She had even replaced his favorite whiskey glass with one that said, “Think About Your Liver.”

Nothing worked.

Finally, she decided that instead of arguing, she would use science.

One evening, she placed two shot glasses on the kitchen table.

She filled one with water and the other with whiskey.

Then she brought over her husband’s bait box and called him into the room.

“I want you to see this.”

The husband sighed and sat down, already suspicious.

His wife took a live worm and dropped it into the glass of water.

The worm happily wriggled around.

“See?” she said.

Then she took another worm and dropped it into the whiskey.

Within moments, the worm stopped moving.

His wife crossed her arms triumphantly.

Surely this demonstration was impossible to misunderstand.

She looked at her husband and asked,

“What do you have to say about this experiment?”

The man studied both glasses carefully.

He looked at the dead worm.

Then at the whiskey.

Finally, his face brightened as though he had just learned some excellent news.

He responded by saying,

“If I drink whiskey, I won’t get worms!”

Related Posts

PIN: Last night

Last night, while driving for Uber, I got a call to pick up a woman from over by the fair. About 30 seconds after accepting the ride,…

PIN: The Interrupted Argument

My wife and I were having a serious argument one morning. Things were getting more heated by the minute, and finally I pointed toward the bedroom and…

PIN: The Amish Traffic Stop

An Amish woman was driving her horse and buggy into town to buy supplies when she was stopped by a highway patrolman. “I’m not going to give…

Video: A young good looking woman married an old man.

A young good looking woman married an old man. The marriage was pretty good except for the bedroom. The old man just couldn’t please her. One day…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:“Excuse me Father, could I…

Video: The British Solution

A British man, a French man, and a Spanish man were caught stealing while traveling abroad. They were dragged before a stern judge, who sentenced each of…