One evening, a husband was relaxing on the couch with his wife after dinner.

He was in a playful mood, feeling confident, and maybe a little too proud of himself.

His wife was quietly reading a book when he turned to her with a smirk.

“Honey,” he said, “I bet you one hundred dollars that you can’t say one single sentence that will make me incredibly happy and deeply sad at the exact same time.”

His wife didn’t even look up at first.

She simply turned a page and said, “Are you sure you want to make that bet?”

The husband laughed. “Absolutely. One sentence. Happy and sad at the same time. Impossible.”

She closed her book slowly, looked at him with a sweet smile, and held out her hand.

“Pay up first,” she said.

He grinned, pulled out a hundred-dollar bill, and placed it on the table.

His wife picked it up, folded it neatly, and put it beside her book.

Then she leaned closer and said:

“Your penis is two inches bigger than your brother’s.”