TXT: A man was mowing his front lawn

A man was outside one afternoon mowing his front lawn when he noticed his blonde neighbor come out of her house in a hurry.

She walked straight to her mailbox, opened it, looked inside, frowned, then slammed it shut and marched back into the house.

The man thought it was odd, but kept mowing.

A few minutes later, she came out again. This time she looked even more annoyed. She stomped over to the mailbox, opened it, stared inside, then slammed it shut even harder before storming back inside.

The man raised an eyebrow but said nothing.

By the time he finished mowing and started getting ready to edge the lawn, she appeared a third time. Now she looked furious.

She marched to the mailbox, yanked it open, searched inside, and slammed it shut so hard the post shook.

Finally, the man couldn’t help himself.

“Excuse me,” he called out. “Is everything okay?”

The blonde turned around, huffed, and threw her hands in the air.

“No!” she said. “It’s my stupid computer.”

The man looked confused. “Your computer?”

“Yes!” she snapped.

“It keeps telling me I’ve got mail!”

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