A woman was chatting with an old Army General at a formal dinner one evening.

He was charming, polite, and carried himself with the confidence of a man who had spent his entire life in uniform.

After a few glasses of wine, the woman leaned closer and asked him a rather personal question.

“General,” she said, “when was the last time you made love to a woman?”

The General sat up straight and replied calmly, “1956, ma’am.”

The woman’s eyes widened.

“1956?” she gasped. “That long?”

The General nodded seriously.

Feeling both shocked and sympathetic, the woman smiled and said, “Come with me. I think I can make your night much better.”

So the woman and the General went back to her apartment, where they spent more than an hour together.

Afterward, she cuddled up beside him and said, “Well, General, I must say… you certainly haven’t forgotten anything since 1956.”

The General looked at her with complete confusion.

“Forgotten?” he said. “I should hope not.”

She raised an eyebrow. “Why?”

He glanced at his watch and replied:

“It’s only 2130 now.”