A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!”
No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and slams it down.
As fast as the bartender is pouring the drinks, the man is knocking them back, one after the other.
The bartender says, “Are you okay buddy? What’s brought this on?”
The man replies, “Man, I should NOT be drinking all this with what I’ve got.”
“Holy smokes,” replies the bartender, “what have you got?!”
The man replies,
“About five bucks.”
A police station gets two new horses and two cops are assigned to ride them. They go on a ride and come back pleased. “This horse is…
A burglar decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door, he was very pleased to find a note reading: “Please don’t use dynamite….
An elderly Pope arrives in New York and is picked up at the airport by a limousine. Upon seeing the car, he gestures to the driver and…
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be…
Two old friends were sitting in a quiet café, talking about marriage, life and all the sacrifices men claimed they had made over the years. One of…
When we go to the doctor, we typically don’t have anything funny on our mind. In fact, most of us will not even think about visiting the…