One afternoon, a mother-in-law decided to surprise her recently married son and his wife with an unexpected visit.
She rang the doorbell, and to her astonishment, her daughter-in-law opened the door completely naked!
“Good heavens!” she exclaimed. “What on earth are you doing?”
The young woman smiled.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work.”
“But you’re not wearing any clothes!” her mother-in-law gasped.
“Oh, don’t worry! This is my Love Dress!”
“Your Love Dress? But you’re completely naked!”
The daughter-in-law laughed.
“My husband absolutely loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy, and it makes me happy too! Now, if you don’t mind, he’ll be home any minute.”
Still shaking her head, the mother-in-law left.
But on her way home, she couldn’t stop thinking about that mysterious Love Dress.
“Hmm,” she thought. “Maybe I should surprise my husband too!”
So when she got home, she took a shower, put on her finest perfume, and stood completely naked by the front door.
A little later, her husband walked in.
He stopped, stared at her, and asked,
“What on earth are you doing?”
She smiled seductively.
“This is my Love Dress,” she replied.
“Needs ironing,” he said.