Video: ROMANCE MEETS REALITY

A husband decided to send his wife the sweetest, most romantic text of his life:

“If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you’re laughing, send me your smile.

If you’re eating, send me a bite.

If you’re drinking, send me a sip.

If you’re crying, send me your tears.

I love you!”

He sat back proudly, waiting for an equally romantic reply.

A few minutes later, his wife finally responded:

“I’m on the toilet.”

The husband smiled and waited for more.

Then another message appeared:

“Please advise.”

He stared at his phone.

Romance had officially left the building.

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