Georg from Munich is conducting a market study for a company that produces a lubric@nt simil@r to Vaseline.

He drives through small villages in Bavaria and rings the doorbell of a house.

A young woman opens the door – with three small children clinging to her skirt.

Georg introduces himself:

“I am conducting a survey for the company ‘Gliss’, which produces a product similar to Vaseline.”

Have you used our product before?

“But of course,” the woman replies.
“My husband and I use it often.”

“If I may ask – what exactly do you use it for?”

“We always use it du-ring s*x.”

Georg nods in surprise:

“Most people tell me stories about bicycle chains or squeaky hinges.”

I know perfectly well that most people use it in the b*droom.

I admire your honesty.

Can you also tell me exactly how you use it?

“No problem,” the woman said.
“My husband and I always smear it on the bedroom doorknob – so the children can’t get in!”