A married couple has been married for many years, but they just can’t seem to have children.
In his despair, the man goes to the neighbor upstairs – who, after all, has seven children .
Neighbor: “No problem. If you do exactly what I say, it will work.”
Man: “I’m listening.”
Neighbor: “Buy a good soap, a bottle of perfume, and a broom.”
The man frowned, but continued listening.
Neighbor: “Tonight, give your wife a thorough bath, soap her all over, rinse everything off, dry her carefully, and then perfume her.
Man: “And what’s the broom for?”
Neighbor: “When you’re finished, knock on the ceiling with the broom – then I’ll come down immediately. ”
