A man was mowing grass in his front yard when his attractive neighbour came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, she went back in.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “My stupid computer keeps saying you’ve got mail!”