TXT: After 20 Years
A man came running home from work one evening, looking more excited than he had in years. As soon as he walked through the door, he grabbed…
TXT: The Holy Water Problem
One afternoon, a nun entered the confessional looking deeply embarrassed. “Father,” she whispered, “I have sinned. We gave shelter to a homeless man at the convent, and…
Video: A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you $100 I can pee…
TXT: The Perfect Introduction
A man boarded a flight to New York and settled comfortably into his seat. A few minutes later, a strikingly beautiful woman walked down the aisle. To…
Video: A blonde was walking her dogs
A blonde was walking down the street one afternoon with two dogs on leashes. One dog was tall, elegant, and walked proudly beside her. The other was…
Story: As he walked up to the old lady’s car – Best Funny
As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old…
Video: The Back Road Fare
A young man and his date had driven out to a quiet back road some distance from town. They parked under the stars, far away from the…
One Last Request
A husband and wife were having one of those quiet, emotional conversations about life, love, and the future. At one point, the husband looked at his wife…
The Awkward Question
A newly married couple was lying in bed one evening, enjoying a quiet moment together. After a while, the husband turned to his wife and asked, “Can…
Two Celebrations at the Bar
An Irishman was sitting at a bar one evening, enjoying a pint of Guinness. A woman sitting beside him noticed his drink and smiled. “What a coincidence,”…