TXT: After 20 Years

A man came running home from work one evening, looking more excited than he had in years. As soon as he walked through the door, he grabbed…

TXT: The Holy Water Problem

One afternoon, a nun entered the confessional looking deeply embarrassed. “Father,” she whispered, “I have sinned. We gave shelter to a homeless man at the convent, and…

Video: A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you $100 I can pee…

TXT: The Perfect Introduction

A man boarded a flight to New York and settled comfortably into his seat. A few minutes later, a strikingly beautiful woman walked down the aisle. To…

Video: A blonde was walking her dogs

A blonde was walking down the street one afternoon with two dogs on leashes. One dog was tall, elegant, and walked proudly beside her. The other was…

Story: As he walked up to the old lady’s car – Best Funny

As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old…

Video: The Back Road Fare

A young man and his date had driven out to a quiet back road some distance from town. They parked under the stars, far away from the…

One Last Request

A husband and wife were having one of those quiet, emotional conversations about life, love, and the future. At one point, the husband looked at his wife…

The Awkward Question

A newly married couple was lying in bed one evening, enjoying a quiet moment together. After a while, the husband turned to his wife and asked, “Can…

Two Celebrations at the Bar

An Irishman was sitting at a bar one evening, enjoying a pint of Guinness. A woman sitting beside him noticed his drink and smiled. “What a coincidence,”…