A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August…

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a man who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…

A priest was speaking to a group of children about being kind, honest, and doing good things in life. He talked warmly about helping others, listening to…

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm,…

The longtime wine taster at an old vineyard had passed away, and the manager needed a replacement. One day, a scruffy, ragged homeless man walked in and…

Mike was driving home from a long business trip in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As…

A guy moves into a new apartment in New York and heads to the lobby to put his name on the mailbox. As he’s doing so, a…

It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher said,…

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his…