Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count…

One day, during a grammar lesson, the teacher decided to give the class a little challenge. “Children,” she said, writing on the board, “who can use the…

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many…

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best…

Three nurses who worked at the same clinic decided one morning that they were going to play a few harmless jokes on the doctor. He was always…

A beautiful woman looked up at her doctor and asked softly, “Won’t you kiss me, doctor?” The doctor immediately shook his head. “No,” he said firmly. “That…

Two friends were sitting at a bar one evening, talking about life, age, and how some people manage to live so long. After a few drinks, one…

Jane had been suspicious of her husband for weeks, so she finally decided to hire a private detective. A few days later, she met with him to…

A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…