A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….

One morning, a wife looked out at the overgrown garden and turned to her husband. “Honey, could you please help me clean up the garden?” Her husband…

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to…

A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud…

Just a joke. No hard feelings! A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his…

A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever…

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.” Later…

An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness, A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too. ”Irish man…

A man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny…