A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.”
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her thigh.
She turns to him and says. “I don’t think so mate. If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”
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A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough.He tells the boss he is able to cut down…
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