A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.”
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her thigh.
She turns to him and says. “I don’t think so mate. If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of…
A woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before closing time and asks, “Do you have any chicken?” The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only…
Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom…
A girl came back home from school and asked her grandmother, “Granny, what is a lover?” “A lover!!” the grandmother said. “Let me think. Lov… Lover… Oh,…
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other: “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied…
A police station gets two new horses and two cops are assigned to ride them. They go on a ride and come back pleased. “This horse is…