A young banker decided it was time to upgrade his wardrobe and get his very first tailor-made suit. He went to the finest tailor in town, got…

One morning, a wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge. My dear wife,I’m sure you’ll understand that as much as I love and appreciate…

Mona Reston was on trial for the murder of her third husband. The district attorney asked her, “What happened to your first husband?” “He died of mushroom…

After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home… After giving them a look over the madam pulls…

Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him. After a…

A man was sitting in a wheelchair outside the operating room, dressed in one of those hospital gowns designed to remove both dignity and body heat at…

A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…

After years of marriage, a wife decided it was time to add a little excitement to their usual evening routine. So, while shopping that afternoon, she spotted…

A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down the middle of a road, giving her one simple rule: she must paint at least four miles per…