Two bosses were talking about how dumb their blond assistants are. The first boss says, “You think your assistant is dumb, watch this.” And the man calls…

After 25 years of marriage, Jake left his wife, Edith, for a much younger secretary. His new flame insisted they live in Jake and Edith’s luxurious multi-million-dollar…

A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said,…

A lady came home from her doctor’s appointment looking happier than someone who had just won the lottery without even buying a ticket. She walked through the…

A blonde was struggling to sell her old car because it had 340,000 miles on it. Frustrated, she mentioned her problem to her brunette coworker at the…

Mother Superior tells two new nuns they have to paint their room—but they must not get any paint on their clothes. One of the nuns gets an…

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…

Johnny walked into his favorite bar looking like a man who had just seen his own funeral invitation. His face was pale, his hands were trembling, and…

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about…