One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street when they come to a busy intersection. The dog, ignoring the high volume of…

A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an aff@ir with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean,…

A worried senior citizen called her doctor’s office with a very serious question. “Doctor, is it true that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for…

For her husband Jim’s birthday, his wife decided to surprise him with a night out at a strip club. As they approached the entrance, the doorman smiled…

Three robbers broke into a bank late one night, expecting to find stacks of cash. They cracked open the safe and froze. Instead of money, it was…

A billionaire was cruising down the highway in his brand-new Ferrari when, without warning, the engine suddenly died. He tried everything he could think of. He checked…

Grandma sat on the couch, staring at Grandpa with a very serious expression. Grandpa immediately knew he was in trouble. “What happened?” he asked. “Why do you…

A teacher asked her class, “Kids, what does your father do for a living?” One boy proudly stood up and said, “My dad is a doctor. He…