A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on.
After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops.
“Yes,” says the blonde.
“Are their lights on?”
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, “Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.”
LOL!!
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