One day, a priest walked into a small barbershop for a haircut. When the barber finished, the priest reached for his wallet, but the barber stopped him….

A woman came home from her doctor’s appointment with a huge smile on her face. She walked through the door looking happier than she had in weeks….

A fourth-grade teacher decided to give her students a short lesson in logic. She stood at the front of the classroom and said, “Children, listen carefully and…

A lady walked into a bar in Texas one evening and noticed a cowboy sitting at a table with his feet propped up. He was relaxed, confident,…

One day in the city a bus driver was making his usual stops. At the first stop, an old woman came to the front of the bus…

One day, during a grammar lesson, the teacher decided to test the class with a simple exercise. She stood in front of the board, smiled, and said,…

Johnny,” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a shit, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, “and what…

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence using the expression “I presume.” One little girl raised her hand and said, “Yesterday, my mother washed…

One afternoon, a nun entered the confessional looking deeply embarrassed. “Father,” she whispered, “I have sinned. We gave shelter to a homeless man at the convent, and…