A blonde had recently heard that taking baths in milk could make a woman look younger, softer, and more beautiful.

Excited by the idea, she decided to try it immediately. That evening, she wrote a note for her milkman and left it outside the door.

The note said: “Please leave 25 gallons of milk tomorrow morning.”

The next day, the milkman arrived, saw the note, and stared at it in confusion.

“Twenty-five gallons?” he muttered. “That can’t be right. She must mean 2.5 gallons.”

Wanting to be sure, he knocked on her door.

A few moments later, the blonde answered.

“Good morning,” said the milkman. “I found your note asking for 25 gallons of milk. I just wanted to check… did you mean 2.5 gallons?”

The blonde shook her head. “No, I definitely mean 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath, so I can look young and beautiful again.”

The milkman nodded slowly, still surprised.

Then he asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”

The blonde thought for a moment and replied, “No, just up to my breasts… I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!”