TXT: Two blondes were repairing a roof.

Two blondes decided to repair the roof of a house one sunny afternoon.

Since the roof was fairly large, they agreed to split the work. One blonde climbed up and started working on one side, while the other blonde went around and began working on the opposite side.

At first, everything seemed to be going well. They had a box of nails, two hammers, and plenty of confidence.

But after a while, one blonde noticed something strange.

Her friend would take a nail from the box, look at it carefully, turn it around in her fingers, study it for a second, and then either hammer it into the roof or toss it behind her.

This kept happening again and again.

Nail after nail, she would inspect them closely, and almost half of them ended up being thrown away.

The first blonde watched for a few more minutes, getting more and more confused. Finally, she couldn’t take it anymore.

She yelled across the roof, “Why are you tossing out all those nails?”

Her friend shouted back, “Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!”

The first blonde stared at her in disbelief. Then her face turned red with frustration.

Infuriated, she bellowed, “You idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!”

Related Posts

Three Inmates Were Allowed to Bring One Item to Prison…

Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…

He Finally Fixed the Habit That Annoyed His Wife for 25 Years…

For 25 years, my wife had one major complaint about me: “I wish you would put the cap back on the toothpaste!” So, for our anniversary, I…

The Lone Ranger’s Horse Causes a Stir at the Saloon

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse…

The Doctor Thought He Had Solved the Mystery…

A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…

Video: The Old Woodcutter Who Left His Boss Speechless

An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough.He tells the boss he is able to cut down…

Video: Three Grannies Made Him a Bet He Couldn’t Refuse

Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an elderly gentleman walked past them. One of the women called out, “Hey!…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *