The Doctor Thought He Had Solved the Mystery…

A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach.

The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.
“By any chance, do you have a boyfriend who goes to Wisconsin University?”

She furrows her brows. “Uh… why do you ask?”

The doctor chuckles, “I’m not just a doctor, I’m also an amateur detective. This mark? It looks like someone’s been pressing against you while wearing a sweater with a big embroidered letter. My guess? A ‘W’ from a Wisconsin sweater—probably your boyfriend’s. The rough stitching must’ve been rubbing against your skin.”

She nods, impressed. “Wow, doc! Not bad at all!”

The doctor smirks. “So… am I right? Your boyfriend’s from Wisconsin?”

She grins. “Nope! But my girlfriend is from Michigan!”

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