A man bought a new car.
Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down.
Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, “How much should I pay to turn right?”
The Policeman was astonished and asked, “Why are you asking like this?”
Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: “Free Left Turn”
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A man decides he wants to fish. Unfortunately, his favorite spot became illegal to fish in. Undeterred, he fishes for 2 hours, and at this point, he…
A student called into school as his father in the hopes of getting out of school that day. “My son had the flu and can’t make it…
A Successful Marriage A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked…
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any. One…
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out…