There were only two people in line ahead of me at the electronics store, yet the wait was dragging on forever.
Finally, the customer behind me muttered, “Mr. Hare must be on vacation.”
Only then did I notice the name tag on the man at the register.
It read: “Mr. Turtle, sales associate.”
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