3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.”
intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. ” i found a phone in the priests room.”
said the first nun.
“oh thats nothing said the second one, i found c*ndoms in one of his drawers.”
said the second one.
” what did u do with them.”
said the first nun.
pridefully the second nun responds with,” i poked holes in all of them.”
and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
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