A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…
A woman went shopping one afternoon with her husband. As they walked past a store window, she suddenly stopped and stared at a beautiful pair of boots…
Five surgeons were sitting together during a break, talking about which types of patients were the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon said, “Personally, I like…
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day….
FINALLY…THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by…
A young woman came home one evening with her boyfriend. As they walked through the front door, she called out to her mother, “Mom, we’re going upstairs…