TXT: His wife was spread out on the bed

A man came home from work much earlier than usual one afternoon.

As soon as he walked into the bedroom, he found his wife lying across the bed, breathing heavily and looking completely flustered.

“What’s going on?” he asked, alarmed.

His wife stared at him in panic and quickly stammered, “I… I think I’m having a heart attack!”

The husband’s eyes widened. “Oh no! Don’t move! I’ll call an ambulance!”

He rushed downstairs, grabbed the phone, and started dialing emergency services.

Just then, his little son Johnny appeared in the hallway, crying his eyes out.

The father stopped immediately. “Johnny, what’s wrong?”

The boy wiped his face and sobbed, “Uncle James is in the closet upstairs… and he doesn’t have any clothes on!”

The man froze.

Then his face turned red with anger.

He dropped the phone, stormed back upstairs, threw open the bedroom closet, and sure enough, there was his brother James, completely naked and trying to hide behind the clothes.

The husband exploded.

“You idiot, James!” he shouted. “My wife is lying over there having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked scaring Johnny!”

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