The $6,500 Bull

I recently spent $6,500 on a registered Black Angus bull, expecting him to be the pride of my farm.

I brought him home, put him out in the pasture with the herd, and waited for him to get to work.

But nothing happened.

Day after day, he just stood around eating grass. He didn’t chase the cows, didn’t seem interested in them, and barely even looked in their direction.

After a while, I started thinking I had made a very expensive mistake.

So I called the vet and asked him to come take a look.

The vet examined the bull carefully, checked him over from head to tail, and finally said, “There’s nothing wrong with him. He’s healthy. He may just be a little young.”

Then the vet handed me some pills and told me to give the bull one pill a day.

Well, within two days, everything changed.

That bull suddenly started servicing the cows like he had been waiting his whole life for the job. Not just a few of them, either — all my cows.

Then he broke through the fence and went straight over to my neighbor’s pasture.

Before I knew it, he was breeding with all of my neighbor’s cows too.

Now he’s acting like a machine.

I have no idea what was in those pills the vet gave him…

But they kind of taste like peppermint.

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