A husband and wife were having dinner at an elegant restaurant one evening.

The atmosphere was perfect: soft music, candlelight, expensive wine, and beautifully prepared food.

Just as they were enjoying their meal, an absolutely stunning young woman walked over to their table.

Without hesitation, she leaned down, gave the husband a big kiss, smiled at him, and said, “I’ll see you later.”

Then she turned and walked away.

The wife stared at her husband in complete shock.

After a long, tense silence, she glared at him and asked, “Who was that?”

The husband calmly picked up his glass and said, “Oh, that was my mistress.”

His wife nearly exploded.

“That’s it!” she snapped. “I want a divorce.”

The husband nodded slowly. “I understand. That’s your decision.”

Then he added, “But just remember, if we divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no winter holidays in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, no country club membership, and no luxury vacations.”

The wife went quiet.

The husband shrugged. “But of course, the choice is yours.”

A few moments later, the wife noticed a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.

She leaned closer and asked, “Who’s that woman with Jim?”

The husband replied, “That’s his mistress.”

The wife looked at the woman, then looked back at her husband and said:

“Oh… ours is prettier.”