A dentist told a mother,
“I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.”
The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You said it was only $20!”
“Yes,” replied the dentist, “but he yelled so loudly that he scared four other patients out of the office!
A flight crew was coming in to land at an unfamiliar airport. As they lined up on final approach, the pilot squinted out the window. Pilot: “Does…
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A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…
A woman went shopping one afternoon with her husband. As they walked past a store window, she suddenly stopped and stared at a beautiful pair of boots…
Five surgeons were sitting together during a break, talking about which types of patients were the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon said, “Personally, I like…
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day….