TXT: A man boards

A man boarded a plane one afternoon with six children following close behind him.

The kids were full of energy, asking questions, arguing over window seats, and trying to figure out where everyone should sit.

The man patiently helped them down the aisle, placed their bags in the overhead compartment, and made sure each child found a seat.

One wanted to sit by the window. Another wanted a snack. A third kept asking when the plane would take off.

Finally, after several minutes of chaos, the man managed to get all six children settled and buckled in.

Across the aisle, a woman had been watching the whole scene with curiosity.

She smiled politely, leaned toward him, and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”

The man looked at the children, then back at the woman, and calmly replied:

“No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”

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