A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said,
“BEST DEALS!”
To make things worse, another store opened on the other side with a huge sign reading
“LOWEST PRICES!”
He nearly panicked until he had the idea to put up his own sign, bigger that the other two, that read,
“MAIN ENTRANCE”
A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight-knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one…
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of…
A woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before closing time and asks, “Do you have any chicken?” The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only…
Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom…
A girl came back home from school and asked her grandmother, “Granny, what is a lover?” “A lover!!” the grandmother said. “Let me think. Lov… Lover… Oh,…
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other: “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied…