There was a blonde who lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.
She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed.
In a panic, she called 911.
They answered and said, “This is Joe. Is there an emergency?”
The blonde replied, “Yes, my shed is on fire!!!”
Joe said, “Don’t panic, help is on the way…where do you live?”
The blonde said, “IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!”
Joe calmly responded, “How are we supposed to get there?”
The blonde answered back, “DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!”
