A husband and wife were preparing to move out of their house and had spent the entire day packing their belongings into boxes.
While clearing out the bedroom, the husband looked under the bed and noticed an old box hidden near the wall.
Curious, he pulled it out and opened it.
Inside, he found two eggs and nearly $8,000 in cash.
Confused, he carried the box to his wife.
“Honey, I found this under the bed,” he said. “Why are there two eggs inside?”
His wife looked embarrassed but finally answered:
“Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in the box.”
The husband was shocked, but after thinking for a moment, he calmed down.
“Well,” he said, “we’ve been married for many years. I suppose I can forgive you. You only cheated on me twice.”
Then he pointed to the stack of money.
“But what is the $8,000 for?”
His wife replied:
“Every time I get a dozen, I sell them!”
