TXT: The Cowboy’s Risky Joke

An elderly blind cowboy accidentally wandered into an all-female biker bar.

Using his cane, he found an empty stool at the counter, sat down, and ordered a shot of Jack Daniel’s.

After enjoying his drink for a few minutes, he raised his voice and called toward the bartender:

“Hey, would anyone like to hear a blonde joke?”

The entire bar instantly fell silent.

A woman sitting beside him leaned closer and spoke in a deep, intimidating voice.

“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair that you know a few things, since you can’t see us.”

She continued:

“The bartender is a blonde woman holding a baseball bat.

The bouncer is blonde and carries a heavy club.

I’m a six-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde with a black belt in karate.

The woman beside me is a blonde professional weightlifter.

And the woman sitting on your other side is a blonde professional wrestler.”

She paused, allowing her warning to sink in.

“Now think very carefully, Cowboy. Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”

The cowboy remained silent for a moment, then slowly shook his head and muttered:

“No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…”

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