A woman was waiting to board a crowded bus when she realized her pencil skirt was so tight she couldn’t lift her leg high enough to reach the first step.
Trying not to make a scene, she smiled politely at the driver and reached behind to unzip her skirt just a little, hoping for some extra room.
She tried again…
Still couldn’t make the step.
With an embarrassed smile, she unzipped it a little more.
No luck.
Determined not to hold up the line, she gave it one final try, loosening it even further.
Just then…
A big, friendly Texan standing behind her gently lifted her by the waist and placed her onto the first step of the bus.
The woman spun around, furious.
“Excuse me! How dare you touch me? I don’t even know you!”
The Texan calmly tipped his hat, smiled, and replied,
“Normally, ma’am, I’d completely agree with you.”
He paused for a beat.
“But after you unzipped my fly three times…”
“…I figured we were already acquainted.” 😂
