A dentist told a mother,
“I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.”
The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You said it was only $20!”
“Yes,” replied the dentist, “but he yelled so loudly that he scared four other patients out of the office!
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A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After a while, the woman starts to smell this horrible…
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…
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