One day a blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach.
The doctor gasped and asked what happened.
The blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach.
The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that.
The blonde said “I was trying to burn calories.”
A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…
A blonde is sitting close to a lawyer on a plane, and he’s eager to test her intelligence. He offers her 10-to-1 odds: for every question she…
A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if…
A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After a while, the woman starts to smell this horrible…
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…