A girl came back home from school and asked her grandmother,
“Granny, what is a lover?”
“A lover!!” the grandmother said. “Let me think. Lov… Lover… Oh, my God!”
She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a hidden closet door.
She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a young man fell out of the closet.
Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…
For 25 years, my wife had one major complaint about me: “I wish you would put the cap back on the toothpaste!” So, for our anniversary, I…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse…
A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough.He tells the boss he is able to cut down…
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an elderly gentleman walked past them. One of the women called out, “Hey!…