A guy goes back to a gorgeous woman’s apartment after they meet at a nightclub.
After an all-night romantic session, he rolls over, grabs his jeans, pulls out a pack of cigarettes, and starts patting his pockets for a lighter.
“Do you have a light?” he asks.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replies.
He opens the bedside drawer and finds a box of matches sitting on top of a framed photo of a very handsome man.
Naturally, he gets a little nervous.
Holding up the picture, he asks,
“This isn’t your husband, is it?”
She laughs and snuggles closer.
“No, silly.”
“Your boyfriend then?” he presses.
“Nope,” she says, playfully nibbling his ear.
“Then who is it?” he asks, now sounding slightly panicked.
She smiles sweetly and says,
“That was me… before the operation.”
