One day, a woman walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for arsenic. Surprised, the pharmacist asked,
“What do you need it for?”
She calmly replied, “I want to get rid of my husband.”
The pharmacist was shocked and said,
“Sorry, I can’t help with that.”
Then the woman reached into her purse and pulled out a photo — showing her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife!
The pharmacist looked at the photo and smiled,
“Well… you never said you had a prescription!”
Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…
For 25 years, my wife had one major complaint about me: “I wish you would put the cap back on the toothpaste!” So, for our anniversary, I…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse…
A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough.He tells the boss he is able to cut down…
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an elderly gentleman walked past them. One of the women called out, “Hey!…