A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital

A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff.

He treated the nurses like they were his personal assistants, barking orders and complaining about everything.

None of the hospital staff could stand him. But the head nurse? She was the only one who wasn’t afraid to put him in his place.

One day, she walked into his room with a mission. “I need to take your temperature,” she announced.

He immediately started grumbling and whining for a solid five minutes, but eventually, he crossed his arms, opened his mouth, and gave in.

“No, sorry,” the nurse said, “I can’t use an oral thermometer for this reading.”

More complaints followed, but after a while, he rolled over and exposed his backside with a dramatic sigh.

Once the thermometer was inserted, the nurse smirked. “I need to get something. You stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”

She left, making sure the door was wide open behind her.

The man fumed in embarrassment as people passed by, laughing.

Twenty minutes later, the doctor came in, looking around with confusion. “What’s going on here?” he asked.

The attorney, red-faced and frustrated, snapped, “What’s the matter, Doc? Never seen someone get their temperature taken?”

The doctor paused, then, with a straight face, said, “Not with a Daffodil.”

The man froze. “A… what?!”

The doctor just shrugged and walked out. The nurse had really outdone herself this time.

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