A mouse in my house.

Murphy: I’m in a big trouble!

Paddy: Why is that?

Murphy: I saw a mouse in my house!

Paddy: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Murphy: I don’t have one.

Paddy: Well then, buy one.

Murphy: Can’t afford one.

Paddy: I can give you mine if you want.

Murphy: That sounds good.

Paddy: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

Murphy: I don’t have any cheese.

Paddy: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

Murphy: I don’t have oil.

Paddy: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

Murphy: I don’t have bread.

Paddy: Then what the hell is that mouse doing at your house???

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