A Very Literal Prayer

A man went to church one Sunday morning to sing hymns, praise God, and listen to the sermon.

When he finally returned home, he walked straight over to his wife.

Without saying a word, he picked her up…

Held her for a moment…

Then gently put her back down.

His wife blushed and smiled.

“Well, well…”

“You’re certainly showing me how much you love me today!”

“You should definitely go to church more often!”

Then she became curious.

“So, what did the pastor say today?”

The man calmly replied,

“He said that when we get home, we should lift our problems up to God.”

His wife stared at him.

He stared back.

There was a long silence.

Then she fainted.

Apparently, she had just discovered that her husband was taking the sermon a little too literally.

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