It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher said,…

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his…

A woman, pregnant with triplets, was caught in the crossfire at a bank robbery and shot 3 times in the stomach. The Doctor, said it was too…

Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count…

One day, during a grammar lesson, the teacher decided to give the class a little challenge. “Children,” she said, writing on the board, “who can use the…

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many…

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best…

Three nurses who worked at the same clinic decided one morning that they were going to play a few harmless jokes on the doctor. He was always…

A beautiful woman looked up at her doctor and asked softly, “Won’t you kiss me, doctor?” The doctor immediately shook his head. “No,” he said firmly. “That…