See that glass at the end of the bar?
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you $100 I can pee…
A tattoo? What kind of tattoo?
A guy comes home late one night, and his wife is waiting for him at the door, arms crossed. “Where the hell have you been?” she demands….
A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar
A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar when his phone rang. He listened for a moment, grinned ear to ear, and shouted, “Drinks for…
Video: A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer
A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer Were Out Playing Golf A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were trying to enjoy a nice round of golf.But…
The priest came over to Bubba’s house
The priest came over to Bubba’s house and suggested, “Bubba, why don’t you become Catholic? That’ll solve the problem.” So Bubba went through some classes, studied hard,…
Video: A man ready to take on Wall Street
A young banker decided it was time to upgrade his wardrobe and get his very first tailor-made suit. He went to the finest tailor in town, got…
A note from her husband
One morning, a wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge. My dear wife,I’m sure you’ll understand that as much as I love and appreciate…
Video: What happened to your first husband?
Mona Reston was on trial for the murder of her third husband. The district attorney asked her, “What happened to your first husband?” “He died of mushroom…
After a night of drinking
After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home… After giving them a look over the madam pulls…
Video: It’s time for you to quit golfing
Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him. After a…